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Foreign Relations, National Security Experience thru Border Patrol

Snubbed Also-rans Cite Qualifications

By now, you've heard Fox News' and Cindy McCain's intelligent analysis on Sarah Palin's foreign relations and national security experience. According to them, Palin sits eminently qualified to conduct international negotiations due to the fact that the state she has governed for two years sits close to Russia.

This has raised the ire of several other Republican governors, who feel slighted, even though they possess an equal or even greater amount of international experience, according to this new metric.

Butch Otter, for example, is the recently elected Governor of Idaho. He's a great match for McCain; both have married and divorced for money and power, and both are now married to beauty queens nearly twenty years their junior. He also brings his vast expertise in national security and foreign relations, due to the border that Idaho shares with our northern neighbor, Canada. "What has Palin got, that I haven't got," the snubbed Otter might say?

Florida Governor Charlie Crist feels the same way. He's right up there with the rest of them in divorcing his first wife and planning to marry a younger Sugar Mama, he's a newly-elected governor, and his state lies extremely close to Cuba, the Bahamas, and other Caribbean nations. Crist would say, "If you include the Miccosukee and Seminole Native American nations located within Florida, I'd say I've got the edge in multinational experience."



Is it possible that there were other "qualifications" that McCain considered in picking his running mate?

I wonder where a good headshot fell into the evaluation criteria...