The DavidCyrus Blog of Wisdom

Doctor Supports Eating Boogers

Score one for the weird kid in the back of the classroom! He knew he wasn't being rude and sickening when he ate his boogers in the middle of History class. Now Innsbruck-based lung specialist Professor Dr. Friedrich Bischinger states that it's not just healthy, but that we should encourage ourselves to do so, because it gives one's immune system "a natural boost. Read more about it here.

Retort to the White House's 20/20 Hindsight

Officials have been proclaiming how lucky Americans are to have George W. Bush as their president during these trying times. Particularly, accusations that Saddam Hussein would still be in power if it was up to the Democrats, have come from the Vice President and President alike.

We never hear the counter-point that over 600 American soldiers would still be alive, and over 3000 would not have been wounded, over 8000 Iraqi non-combatant civilians would still be living, and Americans would have over $100 billion extra dollars to spend on real terrorism concerns. In terms of results, America would still have the nearly unanimous global support for our foreign policy that existed immediately following 9/11, hundreds of thousands of military troops now stationed in Iraq could instead be searching for Al-Qaida terrorists, and exactly the same number of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction would be accounted for as before the war.