The DavidCyrus Blog of Wisdom

Kids These Days
a lesson most Dads already know




Knowing that Bill O'Reilly would never intentionally set himself up to be pwn'ed by a sixteen-year-old is what makes this videoclip especially humorous. Boulder High student Jesse Lange was invited onto the O'Reilly Factor as the attack dummy of a segment, covering a recent Boulder High School assembly that included frank talk about sex and drugs. Bill surely planned to embarrass the kid who wasn't bothered by the topics, and who instead praised the assembly. Bill, after all, had personally criticized the Boulder High Sex-Ed program on earlier shows. No doubt he was going to attempt to berate Lange as a "pinhead" who doesn't understand decency. Instead, the lad succeeds in parroting Bill's own writings back to him to illustrate hypocrisy in advising teenagers about drug use. While Bill was able to slip in his "pinhead' slur, internet judges called the round and match for Lange.

Incidentally, Bill's book, " The O'Reilly Factor of Kids" contains exactly what Jesse spoke of. Bill equated successful high-school students who occasionally smoke marijuana on the weekend to brain surgeons who a drink martini while not on call. It's all right here on page 67.

Origin of "...it's your birthday!"
Could it really be the Gloved One??

I was having a discussion with my son about the origin of the phrase, "Go, (insert name) - It's your birthday!!" He tracked it to a number of hip/hop or rap songs, which use different versions, often including requests to, "Party like it's your birthday". We couldn't track it to the first known use of the phrase.

Turning to the Internet, a number of sites suggest that it was coined by Luther Campbell, from 2 Live Crew, who recorded "It's Your Birthday" back in 1994.

Maybe: but I suspect an earlier origin, one from which Luke lifted the term...

Remember The Simpsons episode, titled, "Stark Raving Dad"? In that episode, Homer is thrown into an insane asylum, and shares a cell with a large white man who thinks he's Michael Jackson. In the end, this guy and Bart sing a song for Lisa, called, "Lisa, It's Your Birthday!" In the closing credits of the episode, the song is sung with Lisa on saxophone accompaniment.

If you are old enough to remember the Simpsons from the early '90's, you'll recall that it was common practice for viewers to repeat/discuss/imitate/relive the highlights of nearly every Sunday-night episode at work or school the following Monday morning. So, on September 20th, 1991, America was abuzz with people all singing the "Lisa, It's Your Birthday" song. Shortly thereafter, the song knocked the Beatles' "Birthday" right out of the top spot for "Cool-Songs-Sung-to-Someone-On-Their-Birthday"

From there, it became American culture. Luke picked it up from common conversation, and put it in a song. Then 50 Cent used it in his song, and Luke sued him for copyright infringement.

But Michael started it all (at least that's my theory).